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Wife reassured me I wouldn’t die alone

She said: “I’ll be there with a pillow”

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Because he wasnt walter black

2. Yo Mama so fat, she took her passport photo with Google Earth

3. Yo Mama so SUS she went to OHIO

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4. What do you call a mosquito that makes annoying noise 5 times a day?

A mosqueto

5. Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

6. How did Alec Baldwin became successful?

He gave his best shot

7. What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

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